Friday, December 5, 2025

Special MODE

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У кого-то есть особый блат...

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Thursday, December 4, 2025

Funny MODE

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- Это всё потому, что многим прошлое кажется более привлекательным, чем будущее, которое они могут сами создать

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


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Четверг - рыбный день.
- Так. И где?


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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Exclusive MODEL

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Денег на маленькие зарплаты часто не хватает. Хватает только на большие

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Cheap MODE

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- А если Рабинович пошутит?

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Big MODE

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На "математике" она тоже отлично смотрится...

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Important MODE

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В жизни всё точно так же. С точки зрения руководителей - всё хорошо. С точки зрения простого человека - бардак. 
Да что я, впрочем. Эйнштейн всё уже объяснил

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


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- Как говорят математики: от перемены мест слагаемых лучше не становится

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


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Так же и с деньгами. Не найдёте деньги? Зарабатывайте больше. Как только стек заполнится, вы потеряете им счёт...

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Forgiven MODE

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Что имел в виду Шекспир, толком не известно. Но у женщин этот вопрос может отнять все силы 

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Single MODE

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- Как это?
- Portable

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Common MODE

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- Разве у синих львов бывают блохи? Ни разу не видел

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Slow MODE

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- Так тут же нет никаких препятствий?
- В каком смысле? Тогда - чемпионом по бегу

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Tenporary MODE

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- Ни разу. Не  то, что не прилёг

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Total MODE

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Удачный выходной выглядит как-то так

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Source MODE

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Когда Босс чем-то увлечён, то и коллективу легче

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Complex MODE

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- Ну, ещё, конечно, деньги... Есть деньги - зубы целые

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Factory MODE

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- И вообще. У меня отпуск...

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Real MODE

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Заметьте: одно другому не мешает

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Private MODE

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Одна из лучших защит от выгорания - рыжая и пушистая. С усами и хвостом

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Night MODE

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- Ага. Ночь полгода, однако, за работу ночью здесь "ночные" не платятся?

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Beauty MODE

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- Какой бы наш фильм вы бы посоветовали не пропустить?
- Не волнуйтесь, не пожалеете
- А! Всё, всё, спокоен

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994


Trust MODE

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- Вы же всё классно умеете. Я вижу

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Charged MODE

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Ну кто же откажется так учить паять? Тут же очевидны все преимущества

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994


Access MODE

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Капитан Очевидность...

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994
http://oflameron.ru/Valery_Shmelev_2eng.pdf


Monday, December 1, 2025

Inspect MODE

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Когда отключили воду...

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994


Every MODE

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- Теперь каждый так может
- Не каждый. Совсем не каждый...

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994


Live MODE

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- Моня, Вы ещё не забыли, что 100$ мне должны?
- Да что Вы! До конца дней своих помнить буду
- А потом?


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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994


Heroes MODE

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- Из всех сил...

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994


Gradient MODE

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- Я могу отдыхать?
- Можешь

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(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994


Material MODE

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Hunor Model


  Выдумки - особенно интересный вид мальчишек

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The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994


Days MODE

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- Съесть завтрак самому? Ну, это я понимаю. Обед разделить с товарищем? Тоже можно, товарищей у меня нет. А вот ужин-то чего ради я должен отдавать врагу? Может ещё побегать за ним?

Vanishingly subtle humor

(c) by Valery Shmelev   If you want to have an advantage
The word Oflameron is an artificially created word by Valery Shmelev in 1994